Welcome to the Land of Topiary!

The Topiary Cow has travelled the world and is presently residing in a large Topiary hedge.

The Topiary Cow is dedicated to putting the kibosh on all uppity Topiary Bunnies, ensuring that Topiary Moose and Eskimo stay in the Great Land, and to advancing, politely but insistently, the noble Cause of World Topiary Domination.

Moo!