Thursday, January 21, 2010

Radar Love

There were so many storms, and so much red stuff heading her way, Topiary gave up and just sat inside the storm shelter for most of the evening.

Along with a kerosene lantern, a good book, and the noise of the storm, Topiary pondered this intense question:

If the house were to blow away, what would she be most thankful to have packed in the storm shelter?

Answer: A bra.

Yes, the photos, books, changes of clothes, flashlight and extra batteries...but still. Anyone who has come home after a long day at work and gotten into her "comfy" clothes, which do not involve tight undergarments, but then had to run to a storm shelter, will agree that the horror of facing a day with things bouncing, unrestrained, would be too much to bear.

Moo!

15 Comments:

Blogger raydenzel1 said...

when it comes to violent storms of any kind, there is nowhere to hide.

1:31 AM  
Blogger Gorilla Bananas said...

You live in a turbulent place, Ms Cow. I'm glad you were able to keep things under control amidship.

3:26 AM  
Blogger I Hate to Weight said...

i remember my first year of college, in a co-ed dorm. i didn't do ANYTHING without my bra on. except, perhaps, within my room. but even then....

good thinking, cow. we need more topiary like you.

7:52 PM  
Blogger Kevin Musgrove said...

I can think of many ladies who shouldn't be whisked off by a tornado without lacing themselves firmly beforehand

12:38 PM  
Blogger raydenzel1 said...

now when I watch the weather channel
I will be wondering if you are safe!

3:34 PM  
Blogger The Topiary Cow said...

RJ: Actually Cow has an F-5 rated tornado shelter in the garage (she maybe took the blog posts about that off in the great clean-up) so no worries.

Gorilla: yes Mississippi needs more manly gorillas to scare the weather away.

Weight: yes....the small things can be important...

Kevin: yes you wouldn't want to see some of them, for sure!

RJ: not to worry, safe in shelter!

Moo!

7:23 PM  
Blogger I Hate to Weight said...

topiary, sadly when it comes to my,uh, floppy friends, we're not talking about small things. oh how i wish we were. sorry about the TMI

7:26 AM  
Blogger Karen ^..^ said...

LOL, proof once again that the comment section is every bit as entertaining as the post itself. Melissa, you crack me up!!!

5:13 PM  
Blogger The Topiary Cow said...

Melissa:
Oooh the visual! (Hiding eyes)

Karen: yes, all Cow's readers are very witty, generous and kind. Cow luuuves them all! :)

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