Tuesday, January 05, 2010

Bad year for Nike symbol

Just guessing Nike didn't luuuuve this picture of the would-be Christmas Day bomber...

And then of course there's golden boy turned joke Tiger
Not of course that either will probably derail their presumably obscene profits....

If only they had posted their symbol on Topiary they would not now be disappointed, as ALL Topiary are straight-forward, upstanding members of whatever hedge or yard they happen to find themselves inhabiting.


Blogger Lulu LaBonne said...

Just goes to show that label slavery destabilises the mentality

12:35 AM  
Blogger Ultra Toast Mosha God said...

There is always some bush involved with topiary...

2:32 AM  
Blogger Karen ^..^ said...

So true. Could be Karma in action, after all, Nike has had quite a checkered past of it's own.

These filthy greedy corporations do have a way of undoing themselves.

I'm glad I'm poor and don't hurt anyone.

6:31 AM  
Blogger Watercolor said...

You should call them and offer to be their new spokescow. They need one!!!

7:56 AM  
Blogger The Topiary Cow said...

Lulu: Label slavery! Ha! Good term! (Topiary proud to not wear any labels)

Ultra: Well we do have a close association with bushes and hedges, but keep it confidential since otherwise nobody would know...

Karen: yes a clean conscience is definitely a consolation, good thought!

Watercolor: ah the ability of Topiary to sell sneakers, why, how silly of them not to think of this!


7:01 AM  
Blogger I Hate to Weight said...

i always used to confuse Nike's catchphrase with Nancy Reagan's anti substance-abuse slogan, ending up with Mrs. Reagan telling young drug addicts to "just do it".

someone should have told tiger woods to "just stay no".

TOPIARY FOR PRESIDENT. although seriously, who would want that job?

3:34 PM  
Blogger 小小彬 said...


10:32 PM  

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