Thursday, November 05, 2009

Honesty

Why do the married seek out single people? It is so fundamentally dishonest and cowardly.

If you're unhappy in your marriage or with your pick of partner, have the guts to end it and face the world on your ownsome rather than trying to knit up a security blanket of the opposite sex while keeping your safe, risk-free married environment.

Basically, married men looking to play around make this Cow reach for her sharpest Topiary Trimmers.

And words cannot express her loathing for those who take a family pet and dump it on a dead-end road.

ERRRR! Topiary is ranting today, and needs a quick visit to Topiary World Domination Headquarters and its map of conquered countries for a pick-me-up.

Moo!

8 Comments:

Blogger linda said...

And married women who do the same are just as foolish.

One can have friends of the opposite sex when married but to take it past that point is bad news.

2:42 PM  
Blogger The Topiary Cow said...

Agreed....

Friendship seems to be misinterpreted so easily though by married guys...even if you never flirt with them at all they all seem to think friendliness equals sexual interest.

Agree, bad news.

2:46 PM  
Blogger I Hate to Weight said...

isn't that what most men think -- vague friendliness equals sexual interest?

linda's right of course, it's wrong for married women to flirt around too, but in my experience, it's the men who are looking around. of course, most married women wouldn't want to flirt with me, so maybe i can't really gauge

7:08 PM  
Blogger Gorilla Bananas said...

I believe they do it because their wives don't understand them, Ms Cow. Heh! Would you consider allowing a abandoned cat to adopt you?

11:31 PM  
Blogger Lulu LaBonne said...

Did a married man leave his cat at the end of your road when you told him to sling his hook?

Double Bastard!!!

8:31 AM  
Blogger The Topiary Cow said...

"vague friendliness equals sexual interest?"

Weight, you have nailed it!!! It is totally true and it took Cow a while to figure this out...they ALWAYS read more into it than intended!

9:03 AM  
Blogger The Topiary Cow said...

Esteemed Gorilla:

Ha!

As for the abandoned cat, YES of course Topiary has made room in her Most Comfortable Den of Topiary for the abandoned cat (who is now warm and comfy and well-fed)but....

still feels a kitty such as this, so tame and sweet, was dumped by a wicked family member...double argh!

(Topiary now cuddling with cat)

9:07 AM  
Blogger The Topiary Cow said...

Lulu:

It was a strange confluence of events...the cat arriving just as the married neighbor made his intentions clear.

Adding insult to injury, this man's wife HAD been a good friend to Topiary. Now she thinks Something Is Up since hubby no longer speaking to Topiary since she rejected his advances.

So unfair, since Topiary never flirted with this guy at all and, even if she did date married guys, which she doesn't, she wouldn't ever date a friend's partner!

Argh. Moo!

9:10 AM  

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