Friday, September 18, 2009

Power-less

The appeal of "Sons of Anarchy" is probably greater the less power one has in real life.

Wouldn't it be great to belong to a group that nobody messed with. That people respected and feared. That would kick butt should anybody disrespect them.

There's this guy at work. Hateful man. Of course despite his sliminess and utter despicability, asked small Cow on a date the minute he started working here. Cow was at the photocopier and believe, dear readers, she did NOT invite his so-unwelcome attention in any way at all.

Now if the guy sees Cow anywhere at the office he heads right for her to jostle her arm or walk within inches of her, glaring at her all the time. Trying by his so-overweight ugliness, to physically intimidate. He did this yesterday, practically running down a ramp in order to cut off Cow as she walked in the parking lot. Oh how Cow wished she'd had a sharp pointy object handy, to defend her "personal space."

Had Cow been a member of a respected motorcycle club, she or they would have taught the guy some respect for ladies and maybe trashed his so-ugly car too.

Darn. Real life stinks sometimes.

9 Comments:

Blogger Gorilla Bananas said...

I'm so sorry to hear this, Ms Cow. I wish I could walk on his face for you.

1:08 PM  
Blogger The Topiary Cow said...

Cow very grateful for this visual and will definitely keep it in mind next time this rejected suitor makes his hateful presence known.

Moo!

2:43 PM  
Blogger linda said...

Creepy and a bit scary.

Be careful not to be alone with creepy man.

Or tell him you bat for the other side. Oh, wait, he might like that thought.

5:13 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ick. And what is it about the copier that brings unwanted advances at work? Same happened to me, but my fellow was just smelly, not as awful as the sound of this waste of space.

7:32 AM  
Blogger watercolordaisy said...

Creepy and a bit scary indeed - agree with Linda. And borders on harassment. You need a big strong man friend to meet you right at the end of work to walk you to your car and intimidate him right back. Hugs. Idiots stink.

8:39 AM  
Blogger Kevin Musgrove said...

A prod with a short, sharp stick quite often works wonders.

12:23 PM  
Blogger raydenzel1 said...

Cow
me and the boys will show this wise guy why we don't use carbon paper anymore!

signed
Scarface

4:11 AM  
Blogger meno said...

You can borrow my taser. One shot to the balls and he'll leave you alone.

3:07 PM  
Blogger The Topiary Cow said...

Cow luuuuuves all her readers! Big happy Moo! to all!

Linda: Ok will be careful, thanks!

Daisy: Copier--funny that happened to you there too...

Watercolor: Good idea (Cow quickly booking passage for Gorilla to visit)

RJ: Hahahahah!

Meno: Cow will be right over to borrow (yes that's the secret Topiary Knock you're hearing on your door right now!)

Moo!

6:25 PM  

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