Friday, August 07, 2009

Scenes from a trip

Cow's handsome cousin with his oh-so-comfortable ride featured in the beginning of her trip cross-country.

In addition to his not-so-shabby wheels, Cow's cousin also owns his own plane. Sigh. And he's smart, fun, self-effacing, and has a fantastic sense of humor.

Back when Cow lived in his state (younger days) this cousin dated the most gorgeous women she'd ever seen. They would gravitate towards him and then stick on like velcro, their tiny waists, perfect hair, bouncy chests and perfectly tanned arms lusting just for him. Hoping, hoping, hoping for a "future." Or maybe just a night.

Cow would check the message machine and almost every morning there was some stupid giggle-fest from one-or-more ladies he'd met the previous night, thinking they were so clever leaving silly messages. Cousin, however, was the clever one, having given them his office number (which Topiary answered) instead of his home number. Ha!

If cousin went out with one of the gigglers heads would literally turn and people would stop to stare at them they were so....stunning.

As readers of this blog will have noticed, Cow luuuuves to observe human nature, and thinks its funny that the wonderful cousin, instead of marrying any of these star-struck gorgeous models who worshipped him married a nicely-ordinary-looking girl who pretty much ignores him for the children. However they're on ten years or more so it must have been the right pick.

This begins the first installment of the blog about Cow's long trip.

Moo!

6 Comments:

Blogger Gorilla Bananas said...

He sounds very wise, Ms Cow. Starstruck gigglers probably don't make good mothers...or wives.

1:12 PM  
Blogger Linda and her Twaddle said...

Perhaps your cousin needed to marry someone who would be a dedicated wife and mother - a pragmatic decision since, from I have heard, Starstruck Gigglers are just pretty packaged empty air heads.

5:57 AM  
Blogger Linda and her Twaddle said...

PS: He is a bit of a handsome sort. he he he.

5:57 AM  
Blogger kate said...

smart man. the super-model women would just leave him for a richer man eventually.....wait, you said he owned a plane? well, he's still a smart man. -kate

5:42 PM  
Blogger The Topiary Cow said...

GB: Gorilla, also wise. Eye candy or arm candy, the star-struck were left behind.

Linda: Cow thinks you're right. At any rate Cousin now has two gorgeous children, so all is well.

Linda: Heh. Cow has always been a bit in luuuuve with cousin herself, but First Cousins are Hands Off. Darn.

Kate: yup you are right.

Moo!

5:54 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

dear t.c.
i think in some regions first cousins are "legal". perhaps you will be traveling through some?

6:24 AM  

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