Burp!

The story begins with the word "Mississippi" and rolls quickly into "ominous tide" and features the word "obesity" in generous, fat, padded sentences waddling slowly to the inevitable conclusion.

Cow's office has commenced recording crunching chips, slurping drinks, rustly cello bags and microwave dings accompanied by giggling statements that "We're too busy right now with lunch to answer the phone."

Hope all callers like the gag, and go away stuffed with a surfeit of material.

Ponderous moo!