Transported

Oh my. Pause.... Oh my....Pause.... My oh my....Pause....

Cow's Topiary twitching in delight watching Jason Statham fight, and walk around, and almost smile (once) in The Transporter moovies. Not to mention roll around shirtless in motor oil. Yup.

Buff guys who do their own stunts are the reason the "pause" button was invented, Cow has decided.

The Transporter: a professional driver, with rules and standards. "Never open the package" states the Transporter, gruffly.

Cow thinking Mr. Jason Statham probably successful enough to have some rules of his own by now, (stated in a clipped, macho tone):

--Rule Number One: "Do my own stunts"
--Rule Number Two: "No smiling"
--Rule Number Three: "Minimal dialogue"
--Rule Number Four: "No Topiary on set"

Just guessing, there.

Moo!