Monday, June 01, 2009

Eye Candy

San Francisco's Mayor Gavin, NEWSOME, is running for Governor.

Cow thinks if we elect gorgeous people, whatever their lack of qualifications, the country probably wouldn't be run any worse, and at least there'd be pretty people on the news instead of boring old "career" politicians with flabby chins and bad hair.

With this in mind, Topiary Cow will be carefully checking the mirror for stray trimmings and then sitting for a seat in Parliament, where apparently all expenses are paid by the taxpayers.



Blogger Gorilla Bananas said...

Do you mean the British parliament, Ms Cow? Unfortunately they are changing the rules to stop MPs claiming their expenses. Supreme Court Justice sounds like a good job, though!

12:04 PM  
Blogger Kevin Musgrove said...

Of course, if "being stopped from claiming their expenses" works anywhere nearly as well as "being stopped from getting cushy directorships and consultancy work fom companies you awarded contracts while in office" has done I'd say go for it and screw the system for every penny.

1:43 PM  
Blogger Lulu LaBonne said...

That one looks a little too squeaky for my tastes Mrs Cow - do have anything a little more rugged?

2:51 PM  
Blogger The Topiary Cow said...

Gorilla: Ah, Cow was thinking of yesteryear when all the expenses they could think of the taxpayer was billed for. Perhaps now only Justice will have the requisite level of perks to draw Topiary from lazydom.

Kevin: Cow does want a cushy directorship...oh wait, Cow has morals and principles and hasn't paid anybody off, much less held office, so out of luck!

Lulu: Gavin is so handsome but his wife is also gorgeous. Rugged and craggy---Cow suggests the current Governator, Arnold Schwartenzegger.

Surely will appeal to those working with bugs.


8:48 AM  

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