The Topiary Cow: Important Study

Friday, May 29, 2009

"Study suggests obese women should not gain weight."

Delving deeper it is revealed the reference is to pregnant obese ladies.

That's alright then.

Moo!

Gorilla Bananas said...: So having a baby is a dieting aid! Who would have thunk it?; 11:28 AM
the letters i wish i'd written... said...: Hilarious!; 4:38 PM
raydenzel1 said...: Ouch, my man brain is confused.; 5:09 PM
Anonymous said...: Mmmmm. I want cheesecake.; 5:45 PM
linda said...: What a great diet! Involves having sex at the beginning of it.; 12:35 AM
raydenzel1 said...: Sex as a diet tool? Reaching for pen to sign up!; 4:08 AM
Lulu LaBonne said...: This sounds like one of those 'in depth scientific' studies sent out as a press release by cheesecake selling companies.

Re last post, I also am intrigued by our need for 'stuff'; 12:48 AM
From the Doghouse said...: I'm a guy. What's for lunch?; 6:45 AM
The Topiary Cow said...: Gorilla: Gobsmacked.

Letters: Cow read the article title about 5 times trying to figure out what she was missing...

R.J: us too...

Big: Some cheesecake for the lady! Stat!

Linda: Trust Linda's twisted brain to make this connection!

RJ: Linda, now see what you've done. You've corrupted RJ!

Lulu: Pretty sure if we swapped all our stuff for insects it would solve the "stuff" problem (inspired to this thought by your wondrous blog)

Dog: Hot dogs.

Vegetarian, of course.

Moo!; 10:55 AM
raydenzel1 said...: A piece of delicious, creamy, devilish delightful piece of cheescake is the cause of this? Patting belly after second piece. Time for a nap. Check and pillow please!; 1:18 PM