Wednesday, November 12, 2008

Weekend roundup

Cow did go to the moovies this weekend, though since the Big Moovie starts next weekend (Bond. James Bond) it was rather a let-down.

Here's the roundup:

-Role Models. Judging by the first 2 minutes, which was all Cow could force herself to sit through, it truly is a miracle that this moovie made $19 million on opening weekend. Gaaa. Gross. Awful.

-Appaloosa. Gack. Viggo Mortensen was great. But even his talent couldn't keep Cow in the seat for more than the first hour. Rene Zellwegger was dreadful. Totally cringeworthy.

-Madagascar: Escape 2 Africa. When Cow was little, she was too scared to sit through 101 Dalmations. And all these years later, she was too scared to sit through Madagascar. Why does Disney always take the cutest, cuddliest lion cub and point a gun at them? Lasted 9 minutes.

-High School Musical. They can sing. They can dance, even in the rain. They're young and gorgeous. But with all the moolah this moovie makes, can't they find a dress which doesn't gape open at the back? This was the funniest goof Cow had seen for a long time.

Next week: Bond. James Bond.

MOOOO!

8 Comments:

Blogger Sandi said...

Daughter and I both enjoyed High School Musical. Now she wants to join a showchoir when she's in high school. :)

6:06 PM  
Blogger HEATHER said...

I am looking forward to the most yummy Daniel Craig myself. ;-)
Moo to you!

7:32 PM  
Blogger From the Doghouse said...

My girl loved HSM3.

7:10 AM  
Blogger The Topiary Cow said...

High School Musical was the best of the bunch, despite the wardrobe malfunctions.

Can't wait for Bond. Yum indeed, Heather!

Moo!

8:44 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hmm.

A film about a spy?

Lord knows what you'll do to snoop after you see that movie.

8:36 PM  
Blogger Linda and her Twaddle said...

I still have not seen Sex In The City (or is the "in" meant to be an "and"?)

But I did watch "The Bill" last Saturday night.

11:23 PM  
Blogger scones with jam and cream said...

Dear Topiary, did you see that shocking news about a Topiary giraffe in Ashford, Kent, being beheaded by vandals? Love scones xx

2:12 AM  
Blogger The Topiary Cow said...

Cow is in Deep, Deep mourning for the giraffe.

Poor giraffe.

*snif*

Moo!

7:51 AM  

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