Seeded
Done.Cow made graphs, purporting to show the comparative productivity of everyone in the office, using imaginary "indices" and surprise! showing Snoop as least productive.
There are also notes from an imaginary meeting with the boss, strategizing layoffs, and Surprise! showing Snoop as the number one candidate for layoff.
Cow also made up some phone records showing the amount of time spent on personal calls, showing, Surprise! Snoop spending the highest amount of time on personal calls. But she decided that was overkill. Ha!
Cow will keep her imaginative readers posted of developments, and thanks them all for their suggestions (Cow carefully hiding the exploding dye pack and mousetrap for use later).
Moo!
posted by The Topiary Cow at
6:24 AM
9 Comments:
we crossed in the posting!
how about also a nomination form for "the world's greatest boss" with your handwritten notes as to why yours should be in the frame for a prize?
Yes, that was funny!
Why is Cow not surprised that Kevin has Been There??? Ha!
World's Greatest--funny! Especially as this boss typically "works" a 3-4 hour day...
Moo!
OH Excellent work my Topiary Friend!
Can't wait to hear how it turns out.
I bow to your genius.
That is awesome!
Dear Topiary, you are simply incredible. Love scones xx
Tonight will tell the tale.
Cow thanks all her ingenious and talented bloggers for their support and fresh ideas.
Moo!
Organised and professional slyness. I am impressed.
(Cow fluffing Topiary proudly)
Yes, Linda, we Topiary can deliver the goods, when we have to.
Moo!
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