Wednesday, November 05, 2008

Important Phone Call

*ring* *ring*

Someone's calling the Land of Topiary Landline! How exciting!

Topiary: Green greetings!

Obama: We need a Minister of Topiary. Someone with a deep knowledge of the history, lore and international ramification of Topiary Policy. Someone with a light touch, yet sharp shears.

Topiary: Topiary is ready to fill this Most Important Post. (Topiary quickly amending her resume to include multiple big, important Political Appointments)

There, that was easy! Now, on to influencing Global Topiary Policy, Preventing Global Topiary Warming, and Protecting Topiary Polar Bears!



Blogger Gorilla Bananas said...

He said the road ahead is long. Better pack your bags, Ms Cow! I wonder where he's planning on taking you people. Hopefully to Oz... or the circus!

8:01 AM  
Blogger The Topiary Cow said...

Cow would be happy with either.

But then, she WOULD insist on a side trip to the Congo to gaze upon the Magnificence which is GB!


1:39 PM  
Blogger Kevin Musgrove said...

Like they said on the radio this morning, not only has he been handed a poisoned chalice but the cupboard is also bare.

Anything that gets such a huge proportion of the population out to vote can't be bad. And it was refreshing to see two candidates who were capable of personal grace.

1:44 PM  
Blogger The Topiary Cow said...

Yes, Cow was also happy that both kept a high profile instead of guttering around in...for instance, the gutter.

Cow just wonders what will happen with all that money pouring out to Wall Street and wars and such.

Humble Cows know not of these Large Matters.


1:47 PM  
Blogger Kevin Musgrove said...

And you'll get to be in charge of the special bullet-proof box hedges that surround the Oval Office, each cultured to look like kevlar-covered secret servicemen in the dangerous twilights.

2:22 PM  
Blogger The Topiary Cow said...

"kevlar-covered secret servicemen in the dangerous twilights"

Kevin, this is the best idea since chocolate-covered graham crackers.

(Cow always awed by Kevin's imagination)

Appreciative Moo!

2:43 PM  
Blogger scones with jam and cream said...

Dear Topiary, I think you ought to be in more of an advisory capacity to v important, secret, extremely personal presidential decisions. You'd still need the kevlar servicemen, but I feel this post would use your capabilities better.Love scones xx

2:53 PM  

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