Friday, July 18, 2008


Cow watched some late-night tv and saw one commercial after another for men's medicines. Ahem.

Not that Cow minds men using whatever they have to use. Not that Cow doesn't realize that any body can advertise anything they want as long as they pay for it.

What bothers Cow is having to listen to the endless, reduced-volume, serious-minded announcements of the warnings and side effects. After Viagra and Cialis ads warning about certain things "lasting more than 3 hours" Cow admits she just doesn't want to know.

(Cow trying to empty her head)



Blogger Watercolor said...

Unless Cow is benefiting from the 3 hours. :)

2:49 PM  
Blogger Kevin Musgrove said...

I had one of those "feet of clay" moments the first time I saw Pele advertising Viagra.

3:55 PM  
Blogger Andy said...

Actually, it's 4 hours. I wonder if Cow meant for this post and comments to turn into a 'what-if-it-lasted-4-hours' post.

/insert bow-chicka-wow-wow here

7:38 PM  
Blogger Gorilla Bananas said...

Tony Curtis gave up using Viagra at the age of 82, so it must have it's downside, so to speak.

1:40 PM  
Blogger The Topiary Cow said...

Dearie me.

Cow bowing to the superior knowledge, wit and wide-ranging factual knowledge of her most-esteemed posters.

bowchickawowwow indeed.

(Cow quickly hiding from both Tony Curtis and the mere thought of a four-hour session. Help!)


3:20 PM  
Blogger From the Doghouse said...


Sigh. How the mighty have fallen.

So to speak.

7:52 AM  
Blogger Sandi said...

I guess this is men's payback for all the feminine hygiene product commercials they've suffered through over the years.

8:41 AM  
Blogger The Topiary Cow said...

Doghouse: Heh.

Sorry that your estimation of Pele has sunken so low. Shriveled, as it were.

Sandi: if this is payback we are in for it now...(Cow remembering bras, weight loss, yogurt, age-defying makeup, on and on)


10:54 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What Sandi said, and then subsequently horrified by Cows observation about what may be yet to come....

8:26 PM  

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