Gym
Cow belongs to a ladies-and-bovines-only gym. Why, because of the modesty factor, naturally.
That's why it's disconcerting, out of the corner of your eye, to see the newest staff member. She is of course female. But so looking like a man.
Cow wonders why that stereotype is so often manifested: gay women tend to be stocky, masculine, and unattractive. Gay men on the other hand, tend to be gorgeous.
Cow thinks there are many things in heaven and earth, not understood by Cows.
Moo!
That's why it's disconcerting, out of the corner of your eye, to see the newest staff member. She is of course female. But so looking like a man.
Cow wonders why that stereotype is so often manifested: gay women tend to be stocky, masculine, and unattractive. Gay men on the other hand, tend to be gorgeous.
Cow thinks there are many things in heaven and earth, not understood by Cows.
Moo!
posted by The Topiary Cow at
8:02 AM
4 Comments:
I'm probably not best-qualified to judge the gorgeousness of gay men but a large proportion of my gay friends and colleagues could pass easily for sacks of potatoes in the twilight.
Hmmm.
Perhaps the stereotype is not so ironclad after all...
(Cow mooing softly in confusing and resolving to strike up a conversation with this strengthy-staff-member next time she's around)
Moo!
Hmm ... this one trainer notwithstanding, I've about decided to find a ladies-only gym too. I get tired of the posturing at the meat market where I currently work out. I go there to get sweaty and nasty, not to get looked at. Ugh.
If you ever want to try out Fitness Lady in Ridgeland Cow can bring you in as a guest anytime, just let me know.
Moo!
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