Wednesday, May 21, 2008


It seems there are some newcomers to the Topiary Cow's humble blog.

Newcomers with questions.

Cow has answers.

Yes, the Land of Topiary is a real place. Residents include The Topiary Bunny, who is young, energetic, and primarily concerned with snacks.

Topiary Bunny has a great sensitivity to any issues concerning carrots, or carrot cake (yum) but is sensitive and easily hurt at people's lack of caring about the important issues of Bunnies.

The Topiary Moose and Eskimo reside in the northern section of the Land of Topiary. They spend days lolling about admiring the scenery, fishing, and bewailing the lack of sunlight.

Occasionally, they post on blogs, but because of the time change, posts occur at irregular hours and often must be dug out from snow drifts.

For awhile, there was a Topiary Sea Serpent but he seems to have disappeared into the Loch and has not been seen for some time.



Blogger Kevin Musgrove said...

We need more topiary elephants.

12:35 PM  
Blogger Gorilla Bananas said...

But not topiary elephant dung. Someone needs to be congratulated on their bushwork.

11:19 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"bushwork" -- heh, heh.....

6:43 AM  
Blogger The Topiary Cow said...

Kevin, Cow is now in luuuuve with the Topiary Elephant Family (Cow quickly booking a trip to England to see them)

Gorilla: Absolutely! Congratulations, Topiary Artiste Extraordinaire!

Big B: Cow seconds your heh.


2:48 PM  
Blogger flutter said...

well now, the land o topiary is a shapely place.

7:13 PM  
Blogger From the Doghouse said...

(sniff) nothing like a family reunion.

7:37 AM  
Blogger The Topiary Cow said...



8:10 AM  

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