Class
Cow has been marvelling at those who can talk all day long.
Cow hasn't been in school for a while and had forgotten the ability of some to speak at great length to an audience who are not really interested.
Audiences who make important rustling noises with keys, and purses, and jackets, and newspapers, showing that they're ready to leave when the big hand is on 12 and the little hand is on five.
And yet on they speak. and on. and on.
Cow will be glad to be back to a regular job.
Moo!
Cow hasn't been in school for a while and had forgotten the ability of some to speak at great length to an audience who are not really interested.
Audiences who make important rustling noises with keys, and purses, and jackets, and newspapers, showing that they're ready to leave when the big hand is on 12 and the little hand is on five.
And yet on they speak. and on. and on.
Cow will be glad to be back to a regular job.
Moo!
posted by The Topiary Cow at
6:11 PM
7 Comments:
Reminds me of my boss. Especially yesterday, v hot, and I was in a meeting sitting next to fat man from accounting who smelled slightly (but unmistakeably) of pee.
So THAT'S what happened to that kid from elementary school who used to pee on himself!
That's my nightmare. Sitting in class, not the guy who smells like pee. Although I can't imagine that's fun either. I used to have to go to a week long "school" every summer where we sat in class for 4 days straight, 8-5. I almost put a pen through my eyeball many times, just so I'd have an excuse to escape.
I think men who are very fat just tend to smell of pee when they get too hot. I've noticed it before, in meetings. It probably gets stuck in the folds etc.Eugh
I pity people who have to drone on like that. I'd rather juggle and tap dance to get people interested.
Scones with jam...: All Cow can say is Dearie Me. And wish you fragrant Topiary to waft the smell away.
Doghouse: Amazing what you can learn on the Internet, isn't it? Now you must take this knowledge of Mr. Pee's whereabouts and use it to protect yourself!
Susan: Cow will try not to implement your drastic measure, but is glad to know about it for the future.
scones Cow seconds your Eugh and is trying to obliberate your vivid word picture.
Gorilla: Were juggling and tap dancing going on, Cow would not only be a willing audience but also, perhaps, an eager participant.
Moo!
There is something worse than pee... and I sat next to him through three hours' worth of pre-PowerPoint presentation on "Converting the Community Choice Paradigm."
It was quite a relief when he farted!
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