Condensed

Visited a friend's church to see their production of the life, death, and resurrection of Jesus (condensed into two hours).

The play was presented with energy, verve, style and southern accents.

Cow, being a denizen of far lands, may have been the only one in the audience to think THEY had accents. Usually people here think COW is the one with an accent.

Cow has to admit that the Pastor's son who had the starring role was so handsome Cow is seriously considering joining that church. And she put an offering she could not really afford into the basket.

Moo!