The World Needs Better Signage

Unlike a certain Miss Teen Contestant, Cow thinks the world needs not more maps, but more, better, bigger, and more specific signage.

Such as: don't take this pill, Christy, it will make you sick. Or, don't come in this restaurant, we don't clean the kitchen too well and our wait staff is incompetent and will ignore you. Or maybe, don't buy our stuff, it is a rip-off.

People, too, should come with signs, right across their foreheads. Warning labels, ingredient labels. "I am a jerk, through and through" would be a good one. "All I care about is making the sale" would be useful, though a tad redundant for all good salepeople.

When people drop off animals in parking lots, figuring someone will see them and take them home, the people should have signs saying "I am not only stupid, but also uncaring, cruel and heartless to animals." They should also put signs on the kittens or puppies saying "I've been dropped off here, am homeless, hungry, and will be run down and injured or killed unless you rescue me."

Moo!