tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28232996.post3080267211557165293..comments2023-11-03T08:43:46.190-07:00Comments on The Topiary Cow: Confluence of EventsThe Topiary Cowhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04649189953257408994noreply@blogger.comBlogger9125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28232996.post-48798426921938957952009-01-05T08:06:00.000-08:002009-01-05T08:06:00.000-08:00Supermom: Topiary thinks you give good advice! (Ru...Supermom: Topiary thinks you give good advice! (Running!)<BR/><BR/>Daisy: Shudder. Oh the humanity!<BR/><BR/>Ace: Cow is now totally creeped out! O. My. God!<BR/><BR/>Moo!The Topiary Cowhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04649189953257408994noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28232996.post-68019258986192242742009-01-03T05:33:00.000-08:002009-01-03T05:33:00.000-08:00I was once grossed out by a screen saver program o...I was once grossed out by a screen saver program on a potential client's computer. It looked like cockroaches crawling diagonally across the screen in perfect parallel lines. But wait! They crawled off the screen, onto the casing and dropped to the desk with little scuffling sounds. I was outta there with an "I'm sorry. I'm leaving. NOW." as she protested. She never did forgive me, and I never Ace Jackalopehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11325879023118993995noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28232996.post-30171603165995297262009-01-01T20:05:00.000-08:002009-01-01T20:05:00.000-08:00Oh, and what yummy treats was she serving? Guacam...Oh, and what yummy treats was she serving? Guacamole?<BR/>Oatmeal?<BR/>Beef stew?<BR/>Other gloppy things to go along with the sounds emanating from the bathroom?<BR/><BR/>Yeesh. Run, don't walk.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28232996.post-83228411976093253332008-12-28T03:25:00.000-08:002008-12-28T03:25:00.000-08:00Egad is right! Good grief! Run, Topiary. Run li...Egad is right! Good grief! <BR/><BR/>Run, Topiary. Run like the wind!Supermomhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11485649141876279108noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28232996.post-62273630527917071132008-12-24T06:50:00.000-08:002008-12-24T06:50:00.000-08:00More presents for you, that way.Heh.Moo!More presents for you, that way.<BR/>Heh.<BR/><BR/>Moo!The Topiary Cowhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04649189953257408994noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28232996.post-24911693529106254622008-12-23T14:51:00.000-08:002008-12-23T14:51:00.000-08:00I will admit that right now, my house is not guest...I will admit that right now, my house is not guest worthy. Thus, no guests. heh.watercolordaisyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08918878832628412824noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28232996.post-6763384982802712922008-12-23T13:11:00.000-08:002008-12-23T13:11:00.000-08:00The most confounding thing was trying to make poli...The most confounding thing was trying to make polite excuses to leave as soon as the obvious sounds from the bathroom were heard, and yet being told--no, no, it's nothing, stay!<BR/><BR/>Yikes!<BR/><BR/>Cow admits to, as soon as the clothes were in the washer, betaking herself to the shower and washing every single Topiary Leaf, using eye drops and mouthwash, to try to banish any errant molecule The Topiary Cowhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04649189953257408994noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28232996.post-4863309067763388412008-12-23T12:06:00.000-08:002008-12-23T12:06:00.000-08:00Whilst I accept untidy (being a wee bit untidy mys...Whilst I accept untidy (being a wee bit untidy myself), I cannot stomach dirty. My older sister is, well, a bit dubious in the cleanliness stakes. She leaves baking trays in the oven (unwashed) and forgets about them. On the very rare moments I am at her house, I never eat or drink. She thinks I am uptight. <BR/><BR/>You must have been a bit tense before the visit knowing what to expect. You lindahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05392205573326695683noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28232996.post-71966713212547918832008-12-23T09:52:00.000-08:002008-12-23T09:52:00.000-08:00Egad. One musn't share bugs. Of any sort. And r...Egad. One musn't share bugs. Of any sort. <BR/><BR/>And really, if your kids have the flu, don't have guests over. Seriously.watercolordaisyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08918878832628412824noreply@blogger.com